AI girlfriend

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23 Comments

pennomi@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 86d (1 reply)
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overcast@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 85d

it’s higher than ever bby

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 86d (3 replies)

"Oh, baby... you're even hotter like this."

NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 85d (2 replies)

Is it acceptable to use thermal paste as lube?

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 85d

Sounds like you're ready to get hot

vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 85d

Thermal paste is fine but keep that liquid metal away from me

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 86d

If she really were my girlfriend she would share that RAM with me.

DarkerRadical@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 85d

DLS-Ass 😎

shweddy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 85d

Damn baby you open 100 tabs at a time with that thing?

Nziom@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Did you know: data centers are not guarded well

Ghis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 85d

Follow the Ukrainian Method.

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 85d

Can I just get her to come over, without makeup, and play video games with me?

Hackworth@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 86d

The lonely RAM epidemic

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 85d

I want someone who says stupid shit that I can’t fuck?

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 85d

A man looking for companionship .... drains the energy of a small nation and is still unable to find love

Zozano@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 85d (2 replies)

On an unrelated note, sometimes I like to peel off my actual real life girlfriends skin to see what makes her tick.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 4 pts · 85d (1 reply)

crikey

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 85d

by Jove

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d

Wait, i can only get so erect

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d

Right now guys can't afford either. XD

darvocet@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 85d

I love it when she doesn't wear makeup.

overcast@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 85d

Clean Girl trend be like:

daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Can my AI girlfriend tie me up and peg me while saying nice things to me?

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 83d

In a few years, sure.