I get the joke, but I paid $200 for Logic, MainStage, and a host of other Apple programs on my Mac all bundled that I use as my main source of income, and they have updated for free for the past 8 years. When I bought a new machine, I was able to use the license on both machines. I can even load those programs onto other Macs without paying extra. I made all of that money back after selling just 1 composition. The OS is also free to update, even through major updates, unlike Windows.
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turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 80d
You know I've never heard of a single temple os vulnerability
Klox@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 80d
If God put them there then they are features.
kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 80d
Air gapped by design
UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 80d
Rapture
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 80d
Can't have a vulnerability when the entire os is already wide open with no security
dracs@programming.dev · 10 pts · 80d
Security enforcement is left as an exercise for God.
bigbangdangler@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 79d
Only because it's God's chosen. Once He finally switches to Linux then Temple will fall.
atro_city@fedia.io · 54 pts · 80d
Windows hasn't had a vuln in... do we measure that in seconds, or minutes?
CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 80d
https://cybernews.com/security/researcher-releases-bitlocker-bypass-and-privilege-escalation-exploit/
This guy seems to be dropping them on a good schedule lol
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 80d
VPM (vulnerabilities per minute).
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 80d
Have they added copilot to the lock screen yet?
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 80d
Just waiting for them to add copilot to the "ease of access tools" which in turn runs as NT Authority System in the lockscreen.
atro_city@fedia.io · 1 pts · 79d
CoPilot with admin access must exist already. If not, it will exist.
heliotrope@retrofed.com · 31 pts · 80d
2026 is the year of the NetBSD desktop
OpenStars@piefed.social · 21 pts · 80d
HarneyToker@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d
I get the joke, but I paid $200 for Logic, MainStage, and a host of other Apple programs on my Mac all bundled that I use as my main source of income, and they have updated for free for the past 8 years. When I bought a new machine, I was able to use the license on both machines. I can even load those programs onto other Macs without paying extra. I made all of that money back after selling just 1 composition. The OS is also free to update, even through major updates, unlike Windows.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 79d
Thanks for reestablishing the truth, as uncomfortable as it may be. Windows is free now too, at least the update from whatever to 11 was
Zacryon@feddit.org · 3 pts · 79d
Not if you account for the almost arbitrary hardware restrictions that have axed most existing systems. Even those that weren't that old.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 79d
Ah, yes. I didn't realize because I own a top of the line system for work. But that's true. Something to do with new bootloaders or something
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 79d
Since 1992 I think I have paid for Windows as often as for WinRAR.
Yar.
(I use WinRAR btw)
tomiant@piefed.social · 18 pts · 80d
"Clinton lied about a blowjob? Fuck this, I'm voting for the pedophile rapist!"
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 80d
Just make sure you encrypt--
You know what, nevermind on that one...
Riverside@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 80d
Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 80d
I thought I was going to get in with an original joke only to find it as top comment
Riverside@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 80d
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 80d
You can almost hear a few million knees jerking in unison.
M33@piefed.world · 4 pts · 80d
Yes please, I’m ready 😎🍿🍺