Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
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smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 68 pts · 131d
Also, hard disagree.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 130d
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 130d
Same. I look better with mine on and you can pry them from my cold, dead hands
toynbee@piefed.social · 2 pts · 129d
I think they're supposed to go on your face.
sundray@lemmus.org · 53 pts · 131d
My glasses are cute as hell!
It's the rest of my face that's the problem ðŸ˜
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 130d
I don't believe ya.
ollie@pawb.social · 4 pts · 131d
thats so real ðŸ˜
daggermoon@piefed.world · 31 pts · 130d
I like girls with glasses.
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 130d
I like boys and girls with glasses.
Honestly think they look good on most people.
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 130d
Same mate same
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 20 pts · 131d
IKR? I'd never fuck a pair of glasses. I'd fuck their wearer.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 130d
Don't you watch movies? Someone with glasses can just stop wearing them at any time with no ill effects.
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 130d
Actually, glass wearing phase is a metamorphosis all superheroes. They lose the glasses once they are fully grown
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 130d
heh, you haven't even seen my full power
removes glasses
trips
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 129d
Watching 3D movies in the cinema with prescription glasses AND 3D glasses sucks...
Either its too dark, or too blurry :(
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 131d
People keep telling me how badass I look in my glasses
Clearly they are all lying
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d
Hey. You look BadAss
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 8 pts · 130d
glasses are lowkey my fetish
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d
Wrong...
Where are my fellow book nerd/librarian fetishists at?
DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 129d
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 129d
It is technically a generic weakness, the exact thing evolution selects against and thus will probably naturally become less attractive over time.