how MUCH wood could a wood chuck chuck?

if a wood chuck would chuck wood.

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A wood chuck could chuck so much wood there would be no wood for a wood chuck to chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Visstix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 89d (1 reply)

Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, why would a woodchuck chuck wood?

homik@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 88d

A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

He would cut a cord of conifer if you gave him a quarter for every cord he cut.

Alternatively...

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.