Q: How does Darth Maul defeat Qui-Gon Jinn?

A: He waits until Liam Neeson is exhausted from carrying the whole movie.

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 108d (1 reply)

Qui-gon was thinking about something cringe Jar-jar did and got distracted.

wjrii@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 108d

Okey-dey!

MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 108d (3 replies)

The force is weak with this joke.

wjrii@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 108d (2 replies)

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Zorque@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d (1 reply)

This joke is getting worse all the time...

I have a bad feeling about this.

Its because Qui Gon was out all night looking for a black man to beat with a pipe.

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