c/lemmyshitpost · by Mickey7@lemmy.world · 92dEveryone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally 261 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
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cenariodantesco@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 92d
she wished for a black chicken :))
Denvil@piefed.world · 22 pts · 92d
She wished for a BIG black chicken :))
cenariodantesco@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d
hey I didn't said it, you did :))
M137@lemmy.today · -5 pts · 92d
"didn't said it"
Words hard, apparently.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d
People don't think it be like it is but it do
danekrae@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 92d
You also have to be very specific, when using AI to create photos for you...
jpablo68@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 92d
Well if you asked for a hot chick riding a giant black cock you got what you asked for...
ICastFist@programming.dev · 5 pts · 92d
KFC has certainly gone sideways
brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 92d
unzips the pants
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d
Why do you have a chicken in your pants?
PlanchetteGhost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 16 pts · 92d
Asked for a great black bird for to perch upon her shoulder.
Did not get a raven. :(
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 92d
she was planning on eating it anyways
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d
"Genie.... I wish I had a big fat cock to suck and eat"
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d
they sell them frozen at every grocery store.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d
oh no
hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d
Yeah, I know, that's why a midget with a piano moved in with me.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 92d
You mean you didn't actually wish for a 13" pianist?
Asafum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d
When the genie said all wishes had to be written I knew I was duumed. Stoopid spelling mistakes...
Kind_to_Everyone@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 91d
That is a Ayam Cemani. They are an entirely black Indonesian chicken breed that is the most expensive to buy in the United States. Their meat is supposedly higher in protein, and also entirely black.
JoShmoe@ani.social · 3 pts · 92d
I finally got her to snapchat herself playing with a big black chicken.