Would snail/slug slime make a good "intimate" lube?

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velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 87d (2 replies)

No, snail mucin is very expensive and mostly used for skincare. It would be idiotic to pay that amount of money just for lube.

ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 87d (1 reply)

Oh, I don't mean that I'm planning to harvest the little fuckers in my garden. I'm just curious if the substance has any properties that would make it completely useless or dangerous.

I was trying to wash it off my hands and noticed I had to give it a good scrub, but it was still slimy until it was all gone.

velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 87d

It has been shown to reduce wrinkles and fade acne scars and such.

I'm not sure about it's effects when used on a mucus membrane like the vaginal walls.

litchralee@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 87d (4 replies)

Following along, in the hopes a material scientist will give a detailed description of what makes a good lube for human activities.

UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 87d (1 reply)
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d

Now, Whyd u have to say it like that

ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 87d (1 reply)

Exactly! Where are the people with relevant knowledge and the characteristic of overthinking things?

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 87d (2 replies)

Wouldn't that be very sticky?

ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 87d (1 reply)

Do snails get stuck?

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 87d

Well, they continuously excrete more slime, so no. But any fresh sailtrail will be sticky at first, until it dries up and hardens.

akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 87d

Research question 2: is it compatible with cow intestine condoms?

CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d (1 reply)
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d

Might give that a listen on a slow run on a wet day!

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 85d (1 reply)

I'd assume it'd be unhygienic, so if someone were to actually implement this idea, they'd have to sterilize it first.

ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d

I figured that would go without saying

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 87d

Try it and see what happens