invest now!
also I stole this one from N33R@fops.cloud on mastodon, she's REALLY funny but doesn't use Lemmy iirc
it'll be funnier in a few months to a year
invest now!
also I stole this one from N33R@fops.cloud on mastodon, she's REALLY funny but doesn't use Lemmy iirc
20 Comments
grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 101d
jackal@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 101d
Everyone, who isn’t drinking the Trump kool-aid, is saying this exact thing. Get on with it, Death!
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d
One of the only things keeping me from offing myself: I wanna see the biggest block party ever.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 101d
Pfft, Charlie Kirk did it better.
FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 101d
Yeah, he at least became a fountain, briefly.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 101d
And he leaned left!
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 22 pts · 101d
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 101d
Ya got me hopes up for a minute there.
Guess I'll save it for a nice day.
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 101d
Sometimes I wonder how I'll find out. Lemmy? Instagram? My wife texting me or the boys group chat? What day will it be? Will I have to go to the store to get a bottle of whiskey?
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 7 pts · 101d
Hearing fireworks in the distance.
Hominine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d
yes
lol_idk@piefed.social · 2 pts · 100d
You’ll hear fireworks and look on the internet to see if he’s dead
zd9@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 101d
Oh jesus. Pleease. Any time now.
Renorc@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 101d
Also self proclaimed president of peace.
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 101d
Hmmf, my mind went straight to another mass kill (murder) event, perhaps with nukes. You all are much more optimistic.
Major_Tsiom@fedia.io · 4 pts · 101d
Is this suggesting that he knocked someone up or that he’s going to die within that time period?
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 101d
Yes, and QuinnyCoded is the Donnie Mommy
Zugyuk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
Every day i search the same thing... "Did the strange orange pedophile kill himself"... And each day i am disappointed.
Aeri@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d
I have a playlist on YouTube called "it happened" which contains Union Dixie, Fortunate sun, et al. That's all I can say.
getFrog@piefed.social · 1 pts · 101d
Coincidentally, Irving Berlin wrote a song about this in 1941: https://youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?is=y31cH9MSu353rWWw