fairy rule

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35 Comments

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 74d

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 74d

Today I learned that I am a fairy.

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 74d (12 replies)

Anything to get a pretty lady between my boobs.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 74d (11 replies)

can I pretend to be a pretty lady? 👉👈

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 74d (2 replies)

you can't pretend to be what you're already are

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 74d

Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 65d

I mean, I know y'all are just flirting, but a pretty lady sure can pretend to be a pretty lady.

Just a different one.

Don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't do!

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 73d (7 replies)

you are a pretty lady

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 72d (6 replies)

ur pwetty 2 🥺

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 72d (5 replies)

I actually have never been pretty.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 72d (4 replies)

This is a lie! You are so frigging pretty!!!!!! 😤😤😤

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 72d (3 replies)

actually no you're so frrriggging p-p-ppretty!!!! 😳😳😳😳

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 74d (8 replies)

I don't think anyone wants to be between boobs on a sweaty day. Apologies if my opinion is not welcome here.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 41 pts · 74d (1 reply)

yeah cuz it's wrong

hi it's me I want to be between boobs on a sweaty day

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 74d

UnGlazedGarlic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 74d

as a wise man once said

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 74d (2 replies)

If there's one thing I've learned on this planet, it's that someone, even if only one person, will enjoy the most depraved thing you can think of. Not only do they enjoy it, but they will actively seek it out. Now, you probably won't ever even know of this person's existence, and they will likely ever know of yours, but the fact that they exist is enough.

PixellatedDave@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 74d

In this case though, do opposites attract?!?

cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 73d

Oh absolutely. I prefer not to think about it.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 74d
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Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 74d

I might not like it but I've never tried it and it's unfair to judge

ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 73d (3 replies)
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festnt@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 72d (2 replies)

what the heck how is that possible

ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 72d
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SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 72d

My reaction every time I see boobs

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 74d (6 replies)

am a guy, does hary chest count?

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 74d (3 replies)
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 74d (1 reply)

you say it like it's a bad thing

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 74d
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SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 6 pts · 73d

Deal

Chezus9247@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Only hairy balls.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 74d

happy fairy

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 74d
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hypnicjerk@piefed.social · 9 pts · 74d

airy lies

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 73d

I'm not a fairy but I also need the same treatment.

Hoimo@ani.social · 3 pts · 72d

Faeries may have high anxiety, but elves recognize other motivations here.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 72d

Uhm... Hi

I... uhm... also have anxiety? 🥹

uid0gid0@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d

Sure you can until I need my three stacks of aetherflow back.