Canals in the UK are 3 to 4 ft deep. Why didn't she just stand up?

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slazer2au@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 81d (1 reply)

How many times are you going to post this between your accounts?

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 81d

Thrice on this one.

PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 81d

My theory is that OP is the killer and is quite mad all the media and the police is claiming the death was an accident.

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 81d

Strong "iF tHe EaRtH iS rOuNd WhY dOeS tHe HoRiZoN nOt LoOk CuRvEd??1?" energy here.

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 21 pts · 81d (2 replies)

You need to go fall into a canal right now. Get a good taste for how it actually is falling face first into a muddy canal.

Talonflame@lemmy.cafe · -20 pts · 81d (1 reply)

I'd assume the same as falling fast first into a pool (happened to me once, was embarrassing in front of my mates, but I stood up.) Just with more dirty clothes/skin.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 81d

That section she fell into is quite deep. It also has enough algae and dockweed to look like grass and be extremely slippery. And she couldn't swim. So even if she didn't hit her head, or get trapped or choked by weeds, the fact that she drowned isn't suspicious in itself.

etherphon@piefed.world · 11 pts · 81d (3 replies)
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Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 81d
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 81d (1 reply)

drunk

Oh is that what "bubbly and outgoing" means?

Sorry that sounds a bit mean. But the sister is obviously riding a wave of sympathy right now. I mean what's she gonna do, put a fence around all of Britain?

etherphon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 81d
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Lumidaub@feddit.org · 9 pts · 81d

This has been explained to you and your sockpuppets several times.

DougPiranha42@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 81d (1 reply)

This thought is so deep I will drown in it. When do people stop posting it?

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 81d

Report it.

WongKaKui@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 81d

Bruh I was gone for a few days, log on, saw that post, then gone for 2 more days, log on, holy shit this again...

🤣

radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 81d
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surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 36d

It is legitimately deranged that you care this much. Please speak to a doctor.