Spring is here, time to shed my winter coat; I got my anual haircut.

Or as my GF calls it: Spring descruffication.

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altphoto@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 93d (2 replies)

I missed the U and I couldn't comprehend where one would have so much hair down there.

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 9 pts · 93d (1 reply)

I... this happened to me too.

merc@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 93d

The second "n" in annual normally prevents this.

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 16 pts · 93d

Now do your head.

Triumph@fedia.io · 12 pts · 93d

It's way too easy to read that as "anal haircut".

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 93d

Oh my god they vaporized him.

imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 93d (2 replies)

tf, did this picture load right to left for anybody else?

and is that the first time a picture has ever done that in your entire life, like for me?

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 93d (1 reply)

That's probably the picture itself. For some reason, when I take a picture with my phone in vertical, it does that. I think the pixels stay in the absolute orientation relative to the phone, and it just edits the exif data for it to render vertically.

imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 93d

bonkos, thanks. nice curls

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 92d (1 reply)

That’s the result after one year? This amount gets cut off every 6 weeks.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 92d

That may not be all of it. My hairdresser did some cleaning along the way. Last time I visited her was around this time last year, and once again I came in with shoulder-length hair worthy of an 80s progrocker, and I left looking like... uh... whatever short hair plus haven't shaved in ages looks like.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 91d

I haven't had a haircut in years and haven't trimmed or shaved my beard in maybe a year. A manicured me is a weapon and I just don't want to deal with the trouble I get into.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Are you me in the immediate future??? I was thinking of getting a haircut for the first time in 2 years.

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d

Donate it. I give to "Children With Hair Loss". Takes me two years to grow it to around a foot long. Im one year into my 6th donation. Two full heads of hair and 3 mohawks, already in the bag. Im 50 now, figured, if it keeps growing back, why not.

harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 92d

I have a hair trimmer. Trim all my hair down to 5mm once every two months. Easy.