Pidgeon Au Pair

Somethink keeps deleting my alt text, so fuck it:

I'm a fucking pidgeon, alrite? My post Abot being an au pair was ducken deleted from community, AMA and get cursed TF out motherfuckers 🐦‍⬛🪶

61 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world

15 Comments

xkbx@startrek.website · 17 pts · 83d (2 replies)

my comment about fucking the wife was really funny, do you agree that it also being deleted is a loss for all of lemmy

W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 82d

False... Lemmy only wins...

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 81d

I'm just a bird I dont know about these things

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 83d (1 reply)

So how did a pigeon become an au pair?

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 81d

Um, I think it was a shitpost? Idk what the post said, I was just the poster-pidgeon.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 83d (3 replies)

I'm not going to ask you anything, I'm going to tell you to resign and leave immediately.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 81d (2 replies)

Sir, I am a pidgeon. This posting is for life.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 81d (1 reply)

Then go crap on a statue and be your best pidgeon.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 80d

🫡🐦‍⬛

FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 5 pts · 82d (1 reply)

What color do your feathers have?

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 81d

Black and white!

GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 82d (1 reply)

Wait are you the one post about the husband being creepy to the au pair?

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 81d

Yeah 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 81d (1 reply)

Paint. My. Chicken coop.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 80d

Fuck you! Coo-oo-oo-ooo🐦‍⬛