Twitter moment

275 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world

27 Comments

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 101 pts · 99d (6 replies)

You can love your mama and still be excited about your new vibrator. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 99d (5 replies)

If you love your mama, buy her this vibrator.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 99d (2 replies)

You can love your mama, just don’t love your mama, if you know what I mean

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 99d (1 reply)

alabama

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 98d

you can hear the banjos in this post

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 99d (1 reply)

Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy a little personal time.

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 99d

alabama

edit: replied to the wrong comment

xylol@leminal.space · 26 pts · 99d (2 replies)

Bots gotta get the likes before they spam post

tja@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 99d (1 reply)

Also: If you have a very successful tweet, companies will write to you to ask if you can advertise as a reply under that viral tweet.

And some people want/need that money, so they will accept those offers.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 98d

twenty bucks is living your best life, by giving up on it, by eating at arby's.

KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 99d (8 replies)

Hey, I have that one

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 99d (4 replies)

Well, give us a review!

CluckN@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 99d

Works like a dream for mixing salads

riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 99d

Mom's pretty great.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 99d

Get We Vibe Melt instead if you have a clit. It’s incredible.

KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 97d
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 5 pts · 99d (2 replies)

Is it as good as they say those comments glaze it pretty hard

KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Unfortunately it doesn't fit inside me, so that part is a bit disappointing and has caused me to not use it much, the suction is pretty good but the ~10 power levels mostly seem to not do anything, like the first 5 presses are the same then it really starts powering up.

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 1 pts · 97d

The social media influencer lady lied to me. I feel so betrayed.

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 99d (1 reply)

I thought she would advertise her OF instead

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 98d

her mom's OF?

byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 99d

The duality of man

SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 98d

Clit Destroyer 3000

cheeseburger@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 98d

Holy, Day of the Tentacle!

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 99d

That thing does look like a good time.

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 99d (1 reply)

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 99d