That is almost always correct, but I think in this case a future astronaut would have been the kind of kid to say no, regardless of what their parents are doing.
When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I learned you need to join the military and be in peak physical condition. So I decided to be an office worker instead.
Then ChatGPT stole My job. I guess I should have had lower expectations.
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saturn57@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 81d
If you started doing weed at 8, this one's on you buddy.
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 39 pts · 81d
I know lots of people^1^ who have never smoked weed^2^ and still aren't astronauts^3^. your argument is invalid^4^.
^1.^ ^blatant^ ^lie^
^2.^ ^citation^ ^needed^
^3.^ ^unfounded^ ^assertion^
^4.^ ^false^
Lexam@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 81d
No! No it is not! What is wrong with you!? An 8 year old is a child. That's on the adults raising the child, not the child.
saturn57@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 81d
That is almost always correct, but I think in this case a future astronaut would have been the kind of kid to say no, regardless of what their parents are doing.
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 81d
As an 8 year old child I had a brain and some agency over myself. Not all is on parents.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 80d
I feel like it's mostly on the shitty parents
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 30 pts · 81d
Pfft! The astronaut path should be way more vertical.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 12 pts · 81d
I'm guessing it's a log scale
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 81d
Please label your axes.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 81d
Fine.
idealotus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 81d
That's just one axe.
Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au · 5 pts · 81d
Lable your axis-es please
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 21 pts · 81d
y is lifetime earnings in abkhazian apsar
x is PK% for the Worcestershire railers
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 81d
Thank you
suodrazah@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 81d
Elevation
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 22 pts · 81d
When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I learned you need to join the military and be in peak physical condition. So I decided to be an office worker instead.
Then ChatGPT stole My job. I guess I should have had lower expectations.
Viceversa@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 81d
Some of the later astronauts seem to be not in peak physical condition.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 80d
And yet they achieved far more than you will in your entire life
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 80d
There's no doubt in that. But what is your point?
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 6 pts · 81d
my question is how are you gonna be an astronaut without getting high?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 81d
The crash as an astronaut is worse though
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 2 pts · 81d
any landing you can- nvm
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 81d
Take off, eh!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 81d
I avoided a whole lot of bullshit. #winning
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 81d
Ignore this comment.
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 10 pts · 81d
you can't tell me what to do
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 81d
Ignorant mode activated.
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 81d
Is the y axis how high you got? If so I don't think you are doing enough weed.
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 80d
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