Other people sing, I write theory

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gibmiser@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 92d (2 replies)

I orate while I drive to work. Im almost ready, pretty sure I'll be the next president

Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d

I achieve ecstatic gnosis on offbrand Walmart Benadryl, myself, and I think I'm ready to be president, too.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 5 pts · 91d

You need to get a TV show and rape a bunch of people before that these days.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Mostly, I just argue with people I haven't seen in years.

Sometimes, I even win.

200ok@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d

It's where I have all my best comebacks

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 91d (1 reply)

I like how the shampoo stands out like a sore thumb

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 91d

ANTI HAIRFALL

SHAMPOO + SCALP + HAIR

with argonne

Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d

Is this Hitler or Missouri?