As much as this is a joke, when i had to go to the military evaluation test, i just completely fucked every question by just randomly clicking on stuff. I did great at the sports exam, but the rest made me a psychotic weirdo. In the office, the guy wanted me in some elite force, because i did well in the fitness department and you have to be and i quote: "a bit of a psycho to do it."
8 Comments
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 101d
Eating the crayon will obviously give you a 100% score.
stankcheez@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 101d
of course they ate the crayon, they couldn’t read the instructions anyway
ZeroHora@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 101d
Did they ate the paper too?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 101d
... Who... where did the crayon jar go?
Goddamnit!
Private Schmidt!
How did you even-
I'm not breaking that thing untill you either pass out or say 'Sir the crayon jar is not a helmet liner, sir!'
tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 100d
I don't get it
FatVegan@leminal.space · 1 pts · 100d
As much as this is a joke, when i had to go to the military evaluation test, i just completely fucked every question by just randomly clicking on stuff. I did great at the sports exam, but the rest made me a psychotic weirdo. In the office, the guy wanted me in some elite force, because i did well in the fitness department and you have to be and i quote: "a bit of a psycho to do it."
deathmetaldawgy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 100d
Well you have to be a psycho to willingly join the military so it checks out
AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -6 pts · 101d
"Eat fascists" doesn't refer to their crayons... Or their pieces of paper.