Cabinet Devotes 1 Out of Every 6 Sentences Sucking Up to Trump, Wild NY Times Analysis Reveals
https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/cabinet-devotes-1-out-of-every-6-sentences-sucking-up-to-trump-wild-ny-times-analysis-reveals/
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ceenote@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 86d
But that only leaves 5 of 6 sentences for attacking women and minorities! That's not very DOGE. Hopefully they can work attacks on women and minorities into their fellatio.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d
Got you covered.
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 86d
What an inefficient way to run a government. They should really fix such egregious government waste.
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 86d
Pfft, it's the most efficient way, because prez is so good at, uh, presidenting. The best some say. /s
dan1101@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 86d
They drained the swamp, sold the water, and refilled it with piss.
artyom@piefed.social · 14 pts · 86d
Bootlickers
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 86d
-barf-
bigbangdangler@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 86d
All that asskissing must lead to sore lips
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 86d
Buy stock in Chapstick, it's the MAGA way.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 86d
anyone who has had an dark triad parent knows that game
Kirp123@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 86d
They should do a comparative analysis next. We need to know if America is falling behind its competitors like North Korea and Eritrea.
danekrae@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 86d
Let's, just for for a second, pretend that the praise and bashing is justified. Why is not ineffective to spend over 16% of the time on that?
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 86d
Only one out of six? I figure these guys spend nearly all of their time making sure that the Pumpkinhead feels properly glazed.
tmyakal@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 85d
It's only an average. While Trump is awake, it's closer to 5/6, and once he's nodded off for nap time, the ratio drops precipitously.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 86d
I recall a WaPo article about how intelligence briefings needed to have Trump's name on every page in order for them to be read.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 86d
That was Trump 1. I'd be amazed if they even bother with security briefings most of the time now. It's way, way worse.
meco03211@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 86d
No need for a security briefing when the great trump has saved us from any and all calamities that could possibly befall us. Gas prices? Down. Retail prices? Down. World wars? None. Regional wars? None. Citizens and humans in the US? All rights in tact.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 86d
I proffered that we should Truman show Trump. It's not like he'd know the difference.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 86d
True except gas prices are not down. We just shouldn't care about them because he doesnt.
dan69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d
I’m surprised that ny times is being objective towards this administration
iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d
someguy3@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 86d
And both sides same!