c/dadjokes · by 64bithero@lemmy.world · 106dI married a half horse human 10 years ago. Every anniversary I tell them I love them And that they are the centaur of my universe… 81 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
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jordanlund@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 106d
"How long you been married?"
"CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP"
teft@piefed.social · 4 pts · 105d
Did OP marry Clever Hans' centaur cousin?
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 3 pts · 106d
That's a very nasty stereotype about centaurs. They can speak as well as any human. Just because they code switch when amongst each other doesn't make them incapable of proper diction.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 105d
How DARE you assume I was talking about the Centaur! 😉
RxBrad@mastodon.rxbrad.com · 8 pts · 106d
@64bithero My horse doesn't have human parts. It's just named Mayo.
Every time I tell my horse I love them, Mayo neighs.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 106d
They’re a late sleeper, so every morning I have to tell them to giddy up.
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 5 pts · 106d
You should probably tell them that more often than anniversaries.
64bithero@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 106d
I would but I don’t want my voice to get horse
Hayduke@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d
Do you love me back?
Neigh!
waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 104d
https://youtu.be/6v_R180kIGs