They're just dairy cows that haven't been dehorned.
I thought for the longest time female cows didn't have horns but they do in many species, the predominant dairy cow species included. Usually they get their horns removed when they're very young (weeks old).
Like, I got your joke, I just also thought for a long time only bulls had horns - I guess that's how it's portrayed in most of our media.
Anarcho-primitivism: The cows roam free. You and your tribe follow the herd, bringing with you only what you can carry on your back. When you need milk, you form a milking party with your tribe and catch a milking cow by chasing it until it's too exhausted to keep running.
Anarcho-transhumanism — I actively endorse and force 'TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE' mantra on everyone. Plus you get cool robotic tail that can be used for grabbing and other stuff left for readers imagination.
If cows could union, they inmediatly join to the greens, forcing the farmers be collectivist to remove cows rights or be communist and stop milking cows
25 Comments
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 114d
I'm concerned about the "milk" these people are drinking, because those are clearly bulls
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 114d
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 114d
I sure hope he doesn't get Munsoned out there!
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 114d
Shush, the bulls are very happy
LePoisson@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 114d
They're just dairy cows that haven't been dehorned.
I thought for the longest time female cows didn't have horns but they do in many species, the predominant dairy cow species included. Usually they get their horns removed when they're very young (weeks old).
Like, I got your joke, I just also thought for a long time only bulls had horns - I guess that's how it's portrayed in most of our media.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 114d
Huh, I carried the same assumption. TIL!
ttayh@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 113d
But bulls never have udders, like the ones in the image
LePoisson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d
That's true, I didn't even realize that!!
Well fuck maybe they are bulls then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 114d
Black flag anarchism: you and the two cows have five minutes to plant the device and get out undetected.
A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 114d
You mean anarcho-nihilism?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 114d
Maybe but whats the point?
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 114d
Anarcho-primitivism: The cows roam free. You and your tribe follow the herd, bringing with you only what you can carry on your back. When you need milk, you form a milking party with your tribe and catch a milking cow by chasing it until it's too exhausted to keep running.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 114d
Anarcho-feminism: bulls have the equal right to be milked
Una@europe.pub · 10 pts · 114d
Anarcho-transhumanism — I actively endorse and force 'TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE' mantra on everyone. Plus you get cool robotic tail that can be used for grabbing and other stuff left for readers imagination.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 114d
Can I get extra thumbs too?
Una@europe.pub · 6 pts · 114d
Yes
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 114d
Count me in!
SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 114d
cows with guns
iltoroargento@startrek.website · 7 pts · 114d
I really enjoy the Anarcho-Syndicalism one. Cows deserve unions, too!
Juice@midwest.social · 3 pts · 114d
Is anarcho syndicalism really craft unionism?
A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 114d
yes
Juice@midwest.social · 2 pts · 114d
Woof
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d
Go vegan
wolfyvegan@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 108d
Only the one at the 3-o-clock position is anarchism in the first place; exploiting other beings for what their bodies produce is not anarchy.
NahMarcas@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 112d
If cows could union, they inmediatly join to the greens, forcing the farmers be collectivist to remove cows rights or be communist and stop milking cows