The happiest bit I can play with is the smile on their face, or their eyes, if I can make them close as they groan in pleasure. Genitals pale in comparison, but are a good place to 'access' those other regions.
Like you just got those hanging out like you're trying to contain the flood from hurricane Katrina or something? Why are they so gigantic? Why do guys lose all the blood from their brain when they see them?
...
a cute twink with a dick as thick and heavy it can be used for weight training 'umm uhhh um ggfsaerhiyvewvgtdf'
Every lady I grew up with also thought this, but for whatever reason I never really had that experience. I don't know if I was already a little heathen at that age or what, but I remember 3 of us looking up pics on dial-up internet, my two friends going "Oh wow, it looks so weird!" "I think I'll just stick with girls honestly..." and I was over here like
33 Comments
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 99 pts · 94d
At least finish it properly
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 12 pts · 94d
Lmao well done
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 50 pts · 94d
hot take, all genitals are sexy if they're attached to someone im into
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 94d
If my girl had a dick Im learning how to gwuak, thats all Im sayin
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 94d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d
I hope your girl gets the dick of her dreams for both of your sakes bro. ❤️
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 19 pts · 94d
I mean, it's not that hot of a take...
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 94d
samesies lol
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 94d
The happiest bit I can play with is the smile on their face, or their eyes, if I can make them close as they groan in pleasure. Genitals pale in comparison, but are a good place to 'access' those other regions.
GhostFace@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 94d
Assuming they've been taken care of.
gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d
Preach.
Peacock@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 94d
They call it 'bumpin uglies' for a reason.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 94d
Same but for tits.
Like you just got those hanging out like you're trying to contain the flood from hurricane Katrina or something? Why are they so gigantic? Why do guys lose all the blood from their brain when they see them?
...
a cute twink with a dick as thick and heavy it can be used for weight training 'umm uhhh um ggfsaerhiyvewvgtdf'
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 94d
Wait until they start spraying milk everywhere. What are you, a cow? Jesus, have a little self-respect.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 94d
that is approximately the face i made, and a few years later i realized I'm a lesbian lol
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 94d
Fellow queer girl representing!
janus2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 93d
hell yeah 🏳️🌈
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 94d
"Looks so weird"
-My first love right before giving her very first bj
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 8 pts · 94d
Every lady I grew up with also thought this, but for whatever reason I never really had that experience. I don't know if I was already a little heathen at that age or what, but I remember 3 of us looking up pics on dial-up internet, my two friends going "Oh wow, it looks so weird!" "I think I'll just stick with girls honestly..." and I was over here like
"Haha, nice."
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d
i'll be honest, I also thought the same the first time I was eating her out. Tho, I had my mouth too busy to coment on it
daggermoon@piefed.world · 8 pts · 94d
No one wants to see mine either.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 94d
I do, and if you're close enough for me to touch, I'll make sure you know that you're wanted.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 8 pts · 94d
mommy?
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 94d
I highly doubt you are my offspring. Quite illegal. Also, limits our options together.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 7 pts · 94d
Different kind of mommy.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 94d
Oooooh. Sorry, I'm a bit dense at times.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 5 pts · 94d
That's alright.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 1 pts · 94d
o7
We need more heroes like you in the world.
IWantYou@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 94d
daggermoon@piefed.world · 4 pts · 94d
It's not impressive. I can't even get it up most of the time. Probably because of my crippling depression and anxiety.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d
Soft cocks are fun too :3
daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 94d
Not when you're trying to cum with one.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d
I dunno. Having the right person who understands, and a day to waste and enjoy... Sounds okay to me.
Overused 'journey not destination' yada yada and all that. But it can be true.
IWantYou@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 92d
daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 92d
Unless you're a goth girl I really wouldn't be interested. Thank you for the offer though.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 94d
"revised"