That was a damn good shitpost and whenever I see someone looking like Biden I gonna ask myself "does this person try to hide that they shidded their pants?"
The real one is the stupidest; orange shitgibbon actually tried to flex on the fact that he's been required to take a cognitive test three times. Which is only given to dementia patients to track their decline...
Bingo that's the goal, poison the well. It's much less concerning that my great president is incontinent than if they were constantly giving him dementia tests.[/s]
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mrmisses@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 97d
Now do every president ever
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 97d
I think the guy dying from eating cherries probably had the shits.
SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 96d
I don't think I can count that high.
strocker89@feddit.online · 5 pts · 96d
There is no way the number is that low. Also, unlikely that Biden is 0.
SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 96d
When I look deep into the eyes of Biden in the photo, I can feel it in my bones that this is a photo of a man who just shid his pants.
Maybe Biden wasn't as bad of a president as Trump says he was if even he's got one shid under his belt.
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 2 pts · 96d
That was a damn good shitpost and whenever I see someone looking like Biden I gonna ask myself "does this person try to hide that they shidded their pants?"
saltesc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d
Ah, another one but different this time.
I don't know how formatting works on whatever platform this is meant to be, but I'm now assuming none of these are real.
ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 97d
The real one is the stupidest; orange shitgibbon actually tried to flex on the fact that he's been required to take a cognitive test three times. Which is only given to dementia patients to track their decline...
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 97d
He ACED it!!
SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 97d
Bingo that's the goal, poison the well. It's much less concerning that my great president is incontinent than if they were constantly giving him dementia tests.[/s]
DragonAce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
He has shit his pants waaaaaaaaaay more times than that. Maybe it should read, "Pants shitted during live press conferences"