c/nottheonion · by American_Jesus@lemm.ee · 2yUP man bites his neighbour’s genitals in fight over goats https://m.timesofindia.com/city/bareilly/angry-at-straying-goats-farmer-bites-neighbours-private-parts/articleshow/103151147.cms?from=mdr71 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
I'm beginning to wonder if Uttar Pradesh isn't India's Florida.
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 7 pts · 2y
I hope so. I'm starting to see a pattern in Florida Man's behavior. Typically something to do with fucking alligators, public indecency, and crack or meth. I need some variety.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You should check out Iowa then.
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
What's "UP man"?
Vengefu1Tuna@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
Not much, you?
rbesfe@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
Uttar Pradesh, it's a province of India
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
I was thinking upper peninsula, as in Michigan. I wouldn't be surprised if the story was from there.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's basically the same thing but in India. Lots of conservative dimwits with too much free time and alcohol.
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I was just stepping into the joke that was unintentionalaly set up. But thank you for the genuine response.
Glifted@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I'm from Michigan. 'UP' is what we call the upper peninsula. I was very confused for a second
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Wait…. This isn’t a Yooper Man (close cousin of Florida Man?)
Edit: the article is about India. No idea what “UP” is…. But I’m just gonna go with “India has Yoopers too”
And009@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y
A North Indian state
frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Honestly this isn't that far off base for some of my mom's Yooper relatives, meth is a hell of a drug
WhyYesZoidberg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Thanks, I interpreted it as “University professor” at first. I stand corrected.
subignition@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
He really looked at his neighbor and decided U don't P :|
Zrybew@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Lots to unpack here
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
how WouLD You liKe iT if a goat WANdERED over aNd bIT You IN ThE Nuts?
dude calm down
chomp
okay I'll tie him up
No one tell me different this is how I imagine it went
CarlsIII@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Ace Steel just got fired and he’s already back to his old self