Here's hoping he calls again

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22 Comments

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 100d (1 reply)

I don't save reaction memes often, but I just did twice because it's important.

trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 100d (1 reply)

Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 98d

Better than shitting the post again.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 100d (1 reply)

Now nobodys gonna get pregnant.. 😞

Una@europe.pub · 3 pts · 100d

Yeah, meaning no abortion meaning no food for me 😞

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 100d (1 reply)

If he calls again, how eager do you hope he is? There is the odd chance that he was into it.

Poop for me mommy

Ah, I missed that unhinged hornyshitposting, lemmy isn't the same wigthout it. Hope violet returns too someday.

Rajtinka@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 100d (2 replies)

Do straight people have anal sex without cleaning out first? Eww.

It’d be gay to stick something in there before you stick something in there. /s

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 100d (4 replies)

So just a little bit of info, doing butt stuff will be messy so throw down an old shower curtain and please just keep it sanitary

babe where is the anal shower curtain?

socsa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 100d (2 replies)

You don't wash your colon?

Janx@piefed.social · 6 pts · 100d (1 reply)

No, just my apostrophe.

I read that as apostate...

sundray@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 100d

*shits* (complementary)

A literal shitpost. You don't see these everyday

Does no one else know how to take the showerhead and blast it up their starfish until the waters run clear?

Damn, I'd marry her.

I would call her right while being in her butt.