c/whitepeopletwitter · by stenAanden@feddit.dk · 71dGuy that controls how time works 520 points · 33 comments · view on lemmy.world
33 Comments
EndOfLine@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 71d
I want somebody to describe my appearance like that someday, but I wear nothing but jeans and graphic t-shirts
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 71d
How graphic are those shirts, killer? Give us something juicy to work with & I'll bet someone will come through.
metallic_substance@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 71d
All classic Universal movie monsters. Wolfman, Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, etc. Are they tucked into those jeans? You bet they are.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 71d
So you're telling me that when you wear them, there's a monster in your pants - got it!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 71d
Graphic t-shirt like the Wu Tang Clan logo or like the cast of Lucky Star?
PineRune@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d
Wu Tang x Lucky Star mashup
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d
You will be either described as Beavis, or Butthead.
DancingBear@midwest.social · 1 pts · 70d
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 71d
I don't know who Cam Newton is
That is steampunk Jamie Foxx
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 71d
Former NFL quarterback. Not sure if he's still playing.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
He's in media now.
DancingBear@midwest.social · 3 pts · 70d
nullPointer@programming.dev · 19 pts · 71d
everyone knows Flavor Flav is the controller of time.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 71d
Except for hammer time, of course
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 71d
Stop!
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 71d
Is that really cam newton?
What the fuck happened. He has to be like 25 years old now and he's dressing like a wizard.
Don't get me wrong. It looks sick, but you gotta earn that kind of style.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 71d
... And how do you know he hasn't? Maybe he's really been putting in the hours on his arcane homework during the off season.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 71d
Godamnit.
You're right. It's just surprising.
But also just feels like people with too much money.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 71d
Por que no los dos?
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 71d
I'm just a little upset you aren't upfront about being a wizard.
Too wise.
Just casted a level 14 convince on my bitch ass
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d
Wizard's prerogative, my friend. 😉
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 71d
As the great trash wizard Joe Dirte once said,
"Keep on keeping on"
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 71d
He's a fucking douchebag I doubt he's ever earned anything.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
Interesting take...
Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 71d
He is 37 years old now lol, time flies
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 71d
Eh not old enough for wizardry imo
Agreed though, holy shit
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 71d
I thought it was someone from the Black Eyed Peas lol
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 2 pts · 71d
He’s always dressed “dapper” and or “dandy”
Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 71d
Wait, what film is this referring to. Was it just called Time Master or Clock Lord or something like that?
chooglers@midwest.social · 6 pts · 71d
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
These are Jeremy Piven's three best roles. My kids love these movies and I feel like only the fourth one (this one) is kind of bad because it's more body humor than the others but Jessica Alba is at her best and Joel Mchale is kind of charming.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d
the CLOCKOLOGIST
echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 70d
Why is he wearing a colonial era shirt and bow tie but on top he has a golfing v-neck on?
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 70d
Because he's a time traveler duh
ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 70d
This is just clock king from Batman.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 71d