dragon rule

374 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 82 pts · 82d (2 replies)

everyone should be able to trust their partner not to commit domestic violence. stop normalizing dragon gf abuse! consensual breath attacks only!

Tiresia@slrpnk.net · 34 pts · 82d

stop normalizing dragon gf stigmatization

FTFY. Dragon gfs aren't any more likely to abuse partners than any other gfs, the media just makes a bigger deal out of it because of some toxic combination of "eek scary dragon" and horny human supremacists in denial.

cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 81d

"Consentual breath attacks"

"Damn its cold in here"

"I can fix that!"

burns house down

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 82d

damn that must have been a real heated argument

cikano@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 82d (3 replies)

I don't see the problem

bob_lemon@feddit.org · 26 pts · 82d (1 reply)

Looks pretty hot, ngl

deacon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 82d

Thank you, please don’t lie, or pdl as they say in Burlington VT

craftrabbit@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 82d

You will rapidly seize seeing any problems

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 82d

worth it 🤤

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 81d (2 replies)

Look if you're gonna date any creature that can raise temperatures to an unsafe level and you're not wearing a cloak of fire resistance or taking a daily potion of fire resistance, I think that's on you.

Yes that includes you fire elemental fuckers too.

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 81d (1 reply)

Umm... Potions of fire resistance aren't real.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 81d

Unlike fire breathing dragons and elementals obviously

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 82d (1 reply)

i wish my gf had dragon powers and did this to me... 😳

lath@piefed.social · 5 pts · 82d

Best we can do is give her a fire starter and a can of hair spray.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 81d

mech@feddit.org · 8 pts · 82d

But she'll be sorry immediately after.

gnufuu@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 81d

She certainly brought the spark back into the relationship.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 82d

LF DGF, can offer safe refuge from villagers and plenty of sheep