its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing
I am the master of the C.U.C.K. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.U.C.K., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.U.C.K. like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.U.C.K. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.U.C.K.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
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xkbx@startrek.website · 56 pts · 88d
its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing
ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 88d
A fellow connoisseur, I see!
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 88d
I AM THE CUCK COMMANDER
tryagain@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 88d
I am the master of the C.U.C.K. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.U.C.K., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.U.C.K. like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.U.C.K. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.U.C.K.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
db2@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 88d
gmtom@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 88d
It's for the cuck commentator to live cast for the other cucks on the sofa.
arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 88d
like a sports commentator desk
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 9 pts · 88d
"It’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.”
Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au · 2 pts · 88d
yeah, especially with the couch just behind it
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 88d
Just need Harry Caray to lead you in “Take Me Out to the Balls Game” during the seventh-cucking stretch.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 88d
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 88d
The cuck plays his Nintendo Switch 2 while watching at the same time
istdaslol@feddit.org · 7 pts · 88d
It’s for the jury to judge your performance
avg@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 88d
I've stayed in a room exactly like this, the desk setup was just too awkward.
4grams@awful.systems · 4 pts · 88d
I swear, that is the hotel room I stayed at in CA. Looks like the Huntington Beach Springhill Suites.
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 88d
Imagine double monitor setup here