rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

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abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 92d (4 replies)

Punchline in the title, why

heliotrope@retrofed.com · 13 pts · 92d (2 replies)

I was going to post this to !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world, but I decided it wasn't strange enough, so I changed it to !tumblr@lemmy.world and left the title as it was.

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 8 pts · 92d (1 reply)

I'll buy that for a dollar

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 92d

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d

Yeah, kind of an erotic take, if you ask me.

GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Reminded me of this :-

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 92d

"You wonton hussy!" hits different.

And by "different", I mean "more racially stereotyping" 😬

Zier@fedia.io · 9 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Taco Bell: "Can I take your order?"

Me: "Yeah, can I get an erotic burrito?"

Taco Bell: ...

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d

the guy making your burrito before he shoves his dick in it:

you're gonna love it

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 7 pts · 92d (3 replies)

Yes, I too feel that neuroerotic is an accurate adjective for whatever tf is going on with my brain.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Don't just tease us with that - we want to see hear more!

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 92d (1 reply)

That's between the husband and me. By which I obviously mean my invite-only OnlyFans.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 92d

Now that's what I call neuroerotic! :-P

s@piefed.world · 7 pts · 92d

That would be a Carl’s Jr. menu item

perishthethought@piefed.social · 6 pts · 92d

"She was looking like an erotic vulture"