Two wolves...and a crow

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Laticauda@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y

The crow is the most right. Get bangs, do crimes.

Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have a forehead the size and relative shape of Colorado. The level of trust I have with the woman who cuts my bangs is something I never thought I'd achieve in a human relationship. Heck yeah, crow.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

As a guy who somehow likes Colorado foreheads, you don't have to hide anything!

Crul@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Mirror? Link is dead or host is down.

Edit: On like 5th reload I got it. Just in case for anyone else, I transcribed.

Inside every woman is two wolves. One wolf want long gorgeous mermaid hair. The second wolf wants to just shop it all off. There is also a crow pulling the tails of both wolves saying to get bangs. The crow is the most dangerous.

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I appeased both wolves and got an undercut around my whole head, and decided to grow out the parts I kept long

patchwork@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

i just cut my own hair and do what i want with it, tbh

SolarNialamide@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I listened to both the second wolf and the crow and got a Chelsea cut (buzzcut with bangs). I love it