Reporting for duty

406 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world

13 Comments

Dress for the job you want.

And that's why afterwards they force a dress code. We cant have nice things.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 76d (2 replies)

Those javelins are not environmentally friendly.

Please try to bring reusable javelins.

shneancy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 76d (1 reply)

would this be okay? roman soldier with a javelin connected to his hand by an elastic string like with those single player balls

Perfect

vrek@programming.dev · 8 pts · 76d (3 replies)

A week later you show up wearing only a towel wrapped around you

Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 76d (2 replies)

I've had nightmares about being at work in just a towel. Fucking sucked.

vrek@programming.dev · 3 pts · 76d (1 reply)

At least you had a towel ... Ummm... Anyways I'm going to be over there crying ....

There's a frood who doesn't know where his towel is.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 76d (1 reply)

No shorts though.

Or open toed shoes.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 76d

Always seemed like their legs were a little under armored. Their scuti can only extend so far down.

I'll go as batman!🦇