You were like a brother to me

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mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 88d (7 replies)

It's doubly funny because these are chest compression practice mannequins called.... Annie.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 88d (4 replies)

It's doubly funny because these are cheat compression practice mannequins called.... Annie.

Is it "cheat" because they're so enticing that they tempt you to betray your significant other?

(Yes, I know it's supposed to be "chest" - effing swipe keyboard constantly guesses wrong for me, too. Then it has the temerity to complain about "my" grammar.)

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 88d (2 replies)

Nah, it's because if you use them, you might kill kids (because your compressions are too hard? I dunno, I'm struggling here to find the right joke)

FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 88d (1 reply)

I was a certified CPR instructor

Just kill the kids, and anyone else

If you are doing CPR, it's because they have already lost a critical component of life

Do your best, because they're already dead and there's nothing to lose

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 88d

Not just the men, but the women and children, too?

(Yes, if you're at the point of CPR, broken ribs are typically better than death)

mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 88d

Oh lord! Yup got me again!

Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 88d

Is she ok?

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 88d

He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil.