It's doubly funny because these are cheat compression practice mannequins called.... Annie.
Is it "cheat" because they're so enticing that they tempt you to betray your significant other?
(Yes, I know it's supposed to be "chest" - effing swipe keyboard constantly guesses wrong for me, too. Then it has the temerity to complain about "my" grammar.)
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mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 88d
It's doubly funny because these are chest compression practice mannequins called.... Annie.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 88d
Is it "cheat" because they're so enticing that they tempt you to betray your significant other?
(Yes, I know it's supposed to be "chest" - effing swipe keyboard constantly guesses wrong for me, too. Then it has the temerity to complain about "my" grammar.)
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 88d
Nah, it's because if you use them, you might kill kids (because your compressions are too hard? I dunno, I'm struggling here to find the right joke)
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 88d
I was a certified CPR instructor
Just kill the kids, and anyone else
If you are doing CPR, it's because they have already lost a critical component of life
Do your best, because they're already dead and there's nothing to lose
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 88d
Not just the men, but the women and children, too?
(Yes, if you're at the point of CPR, broken ribs are typically better than death)
mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 88d
Oh lord! Yup got me again!
Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 88d
Is she ok?
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 88d
He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil.