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I would report, and nothing would be done

So yeah, I'd cut valves and scratch paint

You don't understand what "malicious compliance" is, champ

Just push the valve aside and stab the rubber with a fine blade

Do two tyres so the spare doesn't help

I had neighbours around me that did this shit regularly

I would drag a coin, walk over the bonnet with bouncy steps, break wing mirrors and the like

I had a spouse who required a wheelchair for a while, so I took it very personally

'Murica has always treated action movies like documentaries

Remember how they didn't mostly sit out of WWII, how they didn't quite like the Nazis, and how they didn't cause massive casualties to their allies?

Oh, and they totally didn't give safe harbour to nazis when it suited them...

And how he embarrassed himself trying to work out with them

Perhaps he's dreaming of them taking him into the showers to make a real man out of him

Yeah

My parents

Admittedly, they did put in a bit of work to get where they are, but they happily ignore the fact that they were born into a position of relative privilege and that the world is a very different place

Even while they moan about how different things are now...

All the right has is hypocrisy

If they didn't have double-standards, they'd have no standards at all

I'm not going to say that, because it's a very small world sometimes

I hope you understand

Call it twitter

Just in case Elmo is lurking here

I want to hurt him

Straight from the source

"Straya, cunt

There are many ways to immigrate here

Especially if you are willing to live in one of the smaller places

I'm an immigrant myself, and moving here absolutely changed my life

The missus and I often say that we're totally gay for each other, so yeah

I'm very lucky

I live in a civilised country (not 'Murica)

A few years ago I worked my arse off doing something very niche and managed to save a lot of money

I live a fairly simple life, but I do drink a lot, so that's an expense I could cut

I travel a lot at the moment, and when I stop doing that I'll be able to save quite a lot of money

I know how fortunate I am, and how difficult it is for some people, especially in the US

Congratulations on making me snort wine out of my nose!

Love it

I'm disappointed that he wasn't shot, beaten or tazed to death

Hey, 'Murica?

How does all this "winning" feel?

Yours contemptuously,

The civilised world

You're FINALLY here!

And stupidity

A ridiculous idea that an intact penis is somehow unclean