can it all be so simple

dedicated to all the french girls who have sex

dedicated to all the boys who want respect

dedicated to all the discontinued mobileks

dedicated to all the funhole engagers who have to lie to their employers

121 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world

19 Comments

xkbx@startrek.website · 17 pts · 76d (1 reply)

clicks on accept repeatedly

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 76d

they will kill you repeatedly!

mcz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 76d (1 reply)

I clicked on remind me later!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 76d

could be the reason why you're still alive!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 76d

Is that a 3D home button or is Mobilek just happy to see me?

eldavi@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 76d (1 reply)

dedicated to all the funhole engagers who have to lie to their employers

joke's on you, i'm multi tasking. lol

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 76d

that's allowed!

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 76d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating clicked-on content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 76d

no problem! it's very effortless! Thanks for engaging!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d

Thank you for creating reminder content!

That explains why I never received the cookies...

w@11n.org · 3 pts · 76d (1 reply)

I'm pretty sure it only counts as lying if you get caught

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 76d
jdr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 75d

I lie to my employer for pleasure

Keep on rocking in the non-free world

jn@boopsnoot.de · 3 pts · 76d

@pmjv thanks mr. mobilek

f0rrest@mstdn.social · 2 pts · 76d (1 reply)

@pmjv not only did i accept, i scrolled through all the text without reading a single word.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 75d

i did that too once and now i have to sell stickers to pay off the mobilek mob

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 76d (2 replies)

Give me Mobilek or give me Death

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 75d (1 reply)

How about you get both?

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 75d

I accept

matiu_bidule@mamot.fr · 1 pts · 76d
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