007 Trump: President posts picture of himself as James Bond and declares he is ‘the greatest attraction’

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/007-trump-president-posts-picture-090152885.html

'the greatest attraction' he could be if they put his ass behind bars and charge for people to throw peanuts at him.

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kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 91d
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Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 91d

Greatest attraction in the Epstein files, maybe? Considering his name appears more than 38,000 times, I can see that as plausible.

shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 14 pts · 91d (2 replies)

He's more of a Jimmy Savile

redsand@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 90d (1 reply)

Except we all know before he goes in the ground

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 88d

It was known at the time, too, that Savile was a wrong'un. John Lydon mentioned it in a 1978 BBC interview, and in retaliation, was banned from the BBC for an extended period.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 91d (1 reply)

I would pay decent money to see him drawn and quartered.

Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 91d

That seems too kind. He would be injured more by having his ego broken over and over again.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Id pay to throw peanuts at him

Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 91d

While saying, "Dance, monkey, dance."

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 91d

neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 91d (2 replies)

Make America great again, by posing as a British spy?

tacoplease@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

Who turns out to be a Russian double spy ala Kim Philby

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 88d

I doubt if he can even count to 007.

GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d

I hate how often I have to check if it’s The Onion.

I REALLY hate how often it’s not.

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 90d

This asshole thinks he has "great genes" and was (and still is, lol) attractive, etc.

This is what happens when someone is mollycoddled all his life. Absolutely clueless.

wuffah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d (1 reply)

I think this is a pretty clear indication that Trump has burnt through all of the people close enough to moderate him. Even a sane president wouldn’t manage their own social media.

He’s resorting to this stuff because he can’t get a political win to supply his narcissism: Iran is intractable, the reflection pool is a disaster, the funding for his unfinished ballroom is collapsing, anyone with a shred of credibility is ditching his trashy UFC party, and his concentration camps are churning out un-ignorable human rights violations by the day.

Look for more absurd narcissism as his presidency collapses. I don’t think there will be a ceiling.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 88d

Disinhibition is also a feature of dementia.

Hairyfishnuts@feddit.online · 5 pts · 91d (1 reply)
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tacoplease@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d

It'sa me!

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 5 pts · 90d

The original pic is probably 40 years old, and he was still ugly as fuck.

Zier@fedia.io · 4 pts · 91d

He is the greatest attraction. Attracting pedophiles, con men, scammers, rapists, etc.

NinthGladiator@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 91d (1 reply)

This guy has to have a tumor or something in that one singular, rotten braincell it lives on.

Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 91d

It's just regular dementia.

crystalmerchant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d

this guy is so lame

Archer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d

I bet MI6 wouldn’t even hire him with his criminal record

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 88d

When he's six feet under, the worms won't even be attracted to him.

lemmyng@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Greatest attraction of bullets, yeah.

Drusas@fedia.io · 1 pts · 91d

Not yet.

BigTuffAl@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 91d (1 reply)

he's attracting nuclear warheads to the continent, that's for sure

Drusas@fedia.io · 1 pts · 91d

I'm soo glad to live near a couple of major nuclear bases with this demented lunatic in charge.