Everything We Know About the Cop Who Allegedly Pulled a Gun Because Someone Microwaved Fish at Work

https://dnyuz.com/2026/06/04/everything-we-know-about-the-cop-who-allegedly-pulled-a-gun-because-someone-microwaved-fish-at-work/

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 66d (4 replies)

I'm convinced I'm in a coma. Look at that headline, and tell me if you believe this is real life. It can't be! That looks like something that would be a headline on a newspaper in GTA4 you'd see if you took the time to notice those hidden details.

This isn't real life. It can't be.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 66d

We gotta open the harambe portal

KelvarCherry@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 66d (2 replies)

The period from the Re-election to the first month of Trump's term convinced me of the same. Now I'd say it's more that people have the irrationality of dreams. I think that's more terrifying.

At this point I'm just trying to find some purpose in absurdist-nihilist posturing. At the very least, being in an absolutely insane world is a reason to "yolo" shit.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 65d (1 reply)

schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 65d

We're gonna look up one night to see

TRႱ

written on the moon aren't we?

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 66d

Ngl, microwaving fish in shared space without warning or discussion kinda deserves a bullet in the ass. No more than that, just one bullet, in the actual gluteus.

DampSquid@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 66d

America's best cop