When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
12 Comments
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 82d
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 13 pts · 82d
In this economy‽
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 8 pts · 82d
I like lemons, I could fix her, or she could fix me, idk … lemons!
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 82d
Its true if she castrates you will be 'fixed'
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 2 pts · 82d
She can’t castrate what isn’t castratable!
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 82d
She can kick you in the coochie to check I guess.
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 2 pts · 82d
Look I already said I could fix her, you don’t have to sell it
ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 82d
Sounds like the ex is sour about it
teft@piefed.social · 6 pts · 82d
I wouldn't've been able to be on that jury. No way i'd be able to take it seriously.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 82d
rainwall@piefed.social · 4 pts · 82d
McKay would have deserved it.
Deebster@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 61d
47! No, wait, that's a Star Trek thing.