I'm choosing blind optimism and going to imagine it's like Robinhood, but taking beautiful pictures instead of outputting labor. It makes better sense in my head lol
Seriously. There's a few things I miss about being in the office - being able to just draw something on a whiteboard in a room with people is immensely convenient and some people are just bad at communicating any way that isn't face-to-face, but god damn it's preferable for pretty much every other reason...
Ugh, sympathies. The pile of tea mugs on my desk that I've been putting off dealing with is starting to reach a height that could be life-threatening should it ever collapse on me...
And you totally should! It's surprisingly fulfilling to give back to communities you enjoy. Even if you're not taking your clothes off while you do it.
Thank you! they came out looking -really- nice in this photo. Like I know its vain but damn girl.
When I don't have a photographer I use either my Gorillapod (which is what I did here) or I exploit the joint hypermobility in ways that get me yelled at by my physical therapist. Really love that gorillapod tho, had that thing for ~10 years and it's still holding up.
In theory yeah, but you wouldn't believe what a moodkiller it is to ask your partner to reduce your shoulder mid-fucking. That first meaty pop and the boner just vanishes...
44 Comments
pech@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 67d
🎶 "the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I take smoking hot nudes on company time" 🎶
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 66d
🎶 "Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickle - that's why I sit here and play with my pickle!" 🎶
pech@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 66d
Is it technically wage theft if the wages you're "stealing" are your own? 🤔🤔 The Luigi in me says "no" lol
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
Yeah, I think technically it's just employee theft, but I'm a little bit unclear on the distinction between that and embezzlement...
pech@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d
I'm choosing blind optimism and going to imagine it's like Robinhood, but taking beautiful pictures instead of outputting labor. It makes better sense in my head lol
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
CumshotCurator@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 67d
What a gorgeous innie! And a fantastic body.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 67d
Thank you! The appreciation I get here is what gets me through the dumpster goblin whine session that is my evening workout routine...
CumshotCurator@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 67d
Well you made my evening a lot more enjoyable so thank you for sharing your gorgeous pussy.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d
Hahaha, I'm glad it was appreciated!
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 9 pts · 67d
Working from home is just the best, isn't it?
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 67d
Dude it's so great. Unfortunately fuels the anti-social tendencies, but man besides slowly going feral there are 0 downsides...
bendovertherainbow@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 66d
If taking hot pics is your form of feral, I'm going with 0 downsides total!
But I get what you mean on the antisocial tendencies. I'd rather be home. And naked.
you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 67d
If you had posted this a few hours sooner, I could have also got paid to look at them.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d
The sexiest wage theft!
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d
I wish more companies would adopt work from home instead of forcing in-office attendance!
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 66d
Seriously. There's a few things I miss about being in the office - being able to just draw something on a whiteboard in a room with people is immensely convenient and some people are just bad at communicating any way that isn't face-to-face, but god damn it's preferable for pretty much every other reason...
BeardedWarlock@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 66d
Fighting our capitalist overlords one nude at a time! 😆
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d
I'mDoingMyPart.jpg
BeardedWarlock@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 66d
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
"Bearded warlock" sounds suspiciously like the name of my hypothetical "Mirror Mirror" style arch nemesis...
BeardedWarlock@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 65d
wizard@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 66d
Stunning! 🤩
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d
Thank you!
ExhibiCat@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 67d
Beautiful! 😍
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 66d
This appears in /all, and Of all the things, I feel that this is a really cheap shot, because being a scientist only makes you hotter 😖
I was neither planning horny, nor expecting to see a favorite Lemmy user like this 😯
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
LMAO hey, how's it going?
Yeah, originally I was gonna have a separate account for being an e-thot but then I was too lazy. Welcome to the other side of being a big lemmy nerd!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 66d
I work fast, but chores pile up faster 🫤
Anyway, I should find a community to post in, seeing people salivate over you IS fun!
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
Ugh, sympathies. The pile of tea mugs on my desk that I've been putting off dealing with is starting to reach a height that could be life-threatening should it ever collapse on me...
And you totally should! It's surprisingly fulfilling to give back to communities you enjoy. Even if you're not taking your clothes off while you do it.
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
That body of yours is looking absolutely stunning
hotkinkyman@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 60d
FluyOnTheWall@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 66d
I love your hips in this!
By the way: do you use a tripod or is there some sort of out-of-frame gymnastics going on?
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 66d
Thank you! they came out looking -really- nice in this photo. Like I know its vain but damn girl.
When I don't have a photographer I use either my Gorillapod (which is what I did here) or I exploit the joint hypermobility in ways that get me yelled at by my physical therapist. Really love that gorillapod tho, had that thing for ~10 years and it's still holding up.
FluyOnTheWall@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 66d
Come to think of it "Do things that would get you yelled at by a physical therapist" is pretty good advice for most things sex-related. :D
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 66d
In theory yeah, but you wouldn't believe what a moodkiller it is to ask your partner to reduce your shoulder mid-fucking. That first meaty pop and the boner just vanishes...
FluyOnTheWall@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 66d
Would you prefer if he got harder? ^^
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
To be fair, it'd open up a whole lot of weird positions if he at least didn't mind doing it.
goinggoinggonewild@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 65d
Imagining your appointment with your therapist, with them just giving an exasperated sigh and a 'you found someone into it didn't you'.
Also if you did find someone into it, for all our sakes I hope they'd also be up for taking some pictures of said positions!
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
I've been so good about not doing suspension while my joints are so messed up, but damn the temptation is real
Dismount69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
Hotndamn, anything else you want to be paid to take? 🙂
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
I wouldn't complain if someone was paying me to take my CompTIA+ certs. God those are tedious...
PoisedRanger@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 58d
Mmhh, I am glad I found my favorite goth girl again... still showing off her amazingly sexy body in so many different and creative ways. Keep going!
yougotme@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 55d
frisky times at work are the best times
hotkinkyman@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 60d
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d
(I saw that! And really, I prefer to think of myself less as land and more of a cuntinent)
hotkinkyman@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 60d
hingledingle@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 61d
Human resources ould like a word with you. I am human resources. The word is "mommy~"