be careful, you might get an anal fissure. don’t make the same mistake I did.
Mine’s taken over a month to heal, even with treatment.
Coincide being unable to bike into work with a new anti-anxiety med that works but gives me the munchies and add some external stressors and you get yourself gaining back the 15 lbs you worked so hard to shed over the past year.
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mrmisses@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 77d
Or is this what finally comes out?
meco03211@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 77d
When you try to poop only to realize you are the poop.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 76d
his diaper does fill up with liquid poop due to his drug use.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
He's not the record holder...he is the record
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 77d
LMFAO
areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 1 pts · 77d
All I see is what comes out...
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 77d
Its more like when a minority insults a fascist white supremacist who hates women, rapes children and buried his ex wife on his golfcourse.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d
Dumbass absolutely shit himself in anger. Surprised it wasn't audible to the cameras.
Weak pathetic loser...
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 76d
i doubt TRUMP is ever constipated, because his cocaine and adderal use has made him permanently fecally incontinent.
genuineparts@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 76d
Checks out: Shit comes out of his mouth whenever he opens it.
Doug@piefed.social · 3 pts · 77d
be careful, you might get an anal fissure. don’t make the same mistake I did.
Mine’s taken over a month to heal, even with treatment.
Coincide being unable to bike into work with a new anti-anxiety med that works but gives me the munchies and add some external stressors and you get yourself gaining back the 15 lbs you worked so hard to shed over the past year.
😔 siiiiiiiiiiiggggh
barneyrubble@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
Wait.
Is that the new Whitehouse Trump portrait? It should be, it captures his essence.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
Use your sphincter not your thighs