A spooky, scary skeleton provides the framework for your body's locomotion, but whether or not it's part of your identity is a subject of philosophical debate. Sweet dreams!
Well Susan Sto Helit has taught us how to handle the monsters: threaten them with the fireplace poker until you force them out into the open, then flip the fluffy blanket over them, which throws them into an existential crisis and they disappear.
It's less messy than just beating them to death with the poker.
19 Comments
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 65d
Thank God this is censored, I don't know what I'd do otherwise
Grimy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 65d
Fuck. That's the word that was censored. Sorry to ruin your day.
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 65d
You said a bad word 😡
over_clox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 65d
All I see is fu*k
Grimy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 65d
True, it might be funk instead. I'm making an educated guess.
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 65d
Sanitised ver.
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 65d
Looks like slop (position of the night stand is in the middle of the bed)
foxlore@programming.dev · 6 pts · 65d
One of many I gave up counting let's just say geometry, perspective, or how flowers and rope work are not their strong suits.
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 65d
also the books
ceenote@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 65d
Goodnight, dear, and remember: there's a spooky, scary skeleton inside of you.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 65d
Technically, you're inside the skeleton. And the skeleton is always moist.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 65d
I assume, that's equating "you" with "your brain" while I would rather say that the skeleton is part of you. You are more than your thoughts
ceenote@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
A spooky, scary skeleton provides the framework for your body's locomotion, but whether or not it's part of your identity is a subject of philosophical debate. Sweet dreams!
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 65d
Mom, what the fu*k
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 65d
Well Susan Sto Helit has taught us how to handle the monsters: threaten them with the fireplace poker until you force them out into the open, then flip the fluffy blanket over them, which throws them into an existential crisis and they disappear.
It's less messy than just beating them to death with the poker.
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
Unless it's a skeleton eating a biscuit
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 65d
That sounds more like Grandfather Death. The children know He's not a monster.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 4 pts · 65d
The scariest monsters are the friends we made along the way.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
That is where demons live unfortunately!