c/tenforward · by hopesdead@startrek.website · 82dAnytime my mom saw me with a classmate of opposite sex/gender as a teenager. 137 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 19 pts · 82d
"They're massage therapists!"
"I heard they'll massage your cock for money."
"YOU'RE A HOOKER!"
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 82d
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 82d
Was that expensive piece?
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 82d
It smells like Cyprus Hill concert in here. I don't rent to these kind of people.
hopesdead@startrek.website · 15 pts · 82d
😑
sundray@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 82d
"Oh, a doctor..."
"She is un-credentialed."
SuluBeddu@feddit.it · 11 pts · 82d
How many times my father insisted that this or that classmate had a thing for me
No, dad, she has a thing for getting a good grade in math, which I happen to understand a bit
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 82d
Her dad likes me though
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 82d
Full on...
Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 82d
A combination analyst and therapist, if you will
spacehulk@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 82d
Is that Paul Rudd in a wig?