me_irl

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14 Comments

bort@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 86d (1 reply)

to my defense: i don't know how to answer these texts.

EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 86d

I don't even know how to get these texts

Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 22 pts · 86d

Good luck, neighbor.

MrBackwardsCap@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 86d (5 replies)

Just don't do it

AFLYINTOASTER@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 86d (4 replies)

Live life, or what's the point?

Captain Picard once said "Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all"

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 86d (3 replies)

He also said, "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life."

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 86d (2 replies)

He also said, “There are four lights!”

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 86d (1 reply)

He also kept asking for his phone

Yet he never got one

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 2 pts · 86d

he'd tell em exactly where to find it with the same hand gesture every time

still

no luck

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 86d (2 replies)

More stats would be nice, like:

  • Viewed
  • How long was the message viewed
  • The part of the message where the eyes lingered the longest
  • What is the recipient of the massage doing now?
Anubis@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 86d

These are all great stats, but I feel like you could have asked them while you were giving them the massage

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d

Agreed, the problem with text messages is the lack of trackers and engagement metrics.

EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 86d

Nothing wrong with that but also don't wait for a reply

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 86d