c/microblogmemes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 66dJust duck a little 583 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 66d
Oof. Big oof.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 39 pts · 66d
Well, she could make another kid.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 66d
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 66d
Damn, that's cold.
Ozymati@lemmy.nz · 17 pts · 66d
There's a theory that the DC sniper was planning to kill his ex and the rest of the murders were so it'd look random.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 66d
I thought that was the explanation and not just a theory?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d
Even the truth is a theory, technically
Ozymati@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 66d
To be fair I haven't paid attention since right after he and his minion got caught
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 66d
Pro choice queen
maxalmonte14@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 66d
"I brought you into this world, and I'd rather have you leave it than risk myself."
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 66d
Naw this a son job to be done for your nervous momma. The 0.001% of being killed by a spree sniper is just another calculated risk.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 66d
Ever since Dad went out for ammo
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 66d
suggestion: reframe it as you not letting her pump her own gas
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 66d
"And that's why you only have ever seen her in photos"
spacegoat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d
Throw her in the trash
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 65d
fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
Underground Grandma and Great Pacific Garbage Patch Grandma
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 65d
Jfc people like that don't get to be called Mom