c/world · by EatingOnions@lemmy.world · 66dMultiple Pentagon floors locked down, evacuated due to ‘hazardous materials incident’ | CNN Politics https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/11/politics/pentagon-lockdown-evacuation77 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
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wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 66d
Donny shit his diapers
NM_Gringo@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 66d
Hegseth spill his whiskey stash?
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
That was my first thought, too. Maybe it was a joint DoD/FBI operation and Kash was there
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 66d
Anthrax detectors? Damn, whish I had free healthcare but glad the Pentagon has.......anthrax detectors.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 66d
Malfunctioning anthrax detectors.
They probably paid some military contractor $1m per unit for CO2 detectors. Probably the same people who make the Trump Phone.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d
Ah. So not a work from home day for Kegsbreath.
jontree255@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d
Someone probably sent a bag of flour and they thought it was anthrax.
CallMeM@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 66d
sure Kegsbreath didnt snort it just to be safe?
Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 66d
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pentagon-lockdown-evacuation-hazmat-live-updates-b2994101.html
Wonder what the chances are this was a drill?