Oh he KNOWS

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15 Comments

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 70d (5 replies)

Nah, he's just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.

Watch, I'm gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 70d (2 replies)

"Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?"

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 70d

"Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?"

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 70d

For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.

atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 70d

SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they'll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That's why there's a metal plate above the sink now. Don't ask.

Vitaly@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 70d (2 replies)

200ok@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d (1 reply)

PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 70d

The original digital Satan

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 70d

a friend of the litter pail

!pareidolia@sh.itjust.works

expatriado@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d (1 reply)

shouldn't be shitting on the kitchen floor tho

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d

That's why he's judging you for it

Syndication@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 70d (1 reply)
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samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 70d

Your pareidolia is malfunctioning.

MrBackwardsCap@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 70d

Who's he to talk? He's as hot headed as I am

LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
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Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 70d

Dude... I think there's a gas leak...