c/memes · by LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 70dOh he KNOWS 381 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 70d
Nah, he's just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.
Watch, I'm gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 70d
"Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?"
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 70d
"Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?"
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 70d
For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 70d
Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 70d
SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they'll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That's why there's a metal plate above the sink now. Don't ask.
Vitaly@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 70d
200ok@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 70d
The original digital Satan
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 70d
a friend of the litter pail
!pareidolia@sh.itjust.works
expatriado@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
shouldn't be shitting on the kitchen floor tho
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d
That's why he's judging you for it
Syndication@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 70d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 70d
Your pareidolia is malfunctioning.
MrBackwardsCap@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 70d
Who's he to talk? He's as hot headed as I am
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 70d
Dude... I think there's a gas leak...