All I'm offering is the truth

Neo, his eyes open.

Next you're going to tell me that Jalad never fought the beast at Tanagra.

Luke, one-handed, facing his father.

This meme... its arms wide!

Cypher at the steakhouse.

Fendit, refusing this meme:

::: spoiler who's Fendit? Maybe some Tamarian from a novel, or maybe made up for an academic paper? The only search engine result i see for "Fendit, refusing the flame" is the paper Picard understanding Darmok: A Dataset and Model for Metaphor-Rich Translation in a Constructed Language which "assembles a Tamarian-English dictionary of utterances from the original episode and several follow-on novels".

(it seemed appropriate to respond to this meme with some apocryphal Tamarian.) :::

Beverly, banging a ghost

How dare you

Smith his nostrils infected -> ew, gross smell

Smith and Neo in the subway -> public transport delay

Smiths and Neo brawling -> fighting against impossible odds or flooding the market with counterfeit goods

Picard, his earls grey and hot -> hygge

Worf, his doors unopened -> someone that has trouble with a simple task

Nagus, his ears unoomoxed -> horny

Shaka, when the walls fell!

Whoa!

Was Jalad?

Is it true, a common misunderstanding about the story? Or just a joke?

Michael Scott, when the "NOs" fell...

What if I told you tanagra was a type of free range egg available in the south west of France? Or a town north of Athens?