Zuckerberg Mourns Loss of 30,000 Employees in Emotional Video From Definitely-Not-a-Yacht

“When I look at the people affected by these layoffs, I don’t see employees. I see family. And now I’ve lost 30,000 family members all at once. I don’t think anyone can truly understand the pain I’m experiencing right now.”

You know it's an onion when it implies he's capable of thinking about faking empathy.

Ate this one, too.

He's a fucking monster. Why does modern society let monsters roam freely?

Deserves to be shot