He is not dissuaded from staring at me from this distance.
His brain's always itchy from overheating; needs scratches thru the ears, thumps foot when you hit the lone fold.
Maybe he's just consenting to being called dumb since it's out of affection anyway.
Then again rayyeerrrrr and airr are his only words, so what could he know. He never asks me to rewind Wizard of Oz to where the dog gets tornadoed or shit like that.
39 Comments
catfeeder@piefed.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 63d
Literally my cat's behavior
Agent641@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 63d
My cat stares at me and then looks away when I look at her. Either she has a crush on me or is planning to kill me. Possibly both.
SuperEars@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 63d
I think I have evidence my cat is dumb:
::: spoiler Conclusion Dumb Catboy
:::
Quokka@quokk.au · 9 pts · 63d
meow
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 63d
I'm probably outing myself with some kink, but I unironically like this? It gives me ASMR tingles.
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 63d
What about this one?
Quokka@quokk.au · 10 pts · 63d
That actually makes my spine tingle.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 63d
That's just the acid dripping down your back.
Elshender@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 63d
It is definitely an ASMR thing.
https://youtu.be/ohOymRDBw_M?is=4sTdslz0AFqfybb9
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 48d
This is probably the best title of any video possibly ever.
strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 63d
Isn't staring into each other's eyes a "standard" romantic thing?
de_lancre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d
strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 61d
It's... really not. Sarcasm?
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 45d
I like to look at animals eyes and just imagine about how they process information and think since they're not human and don't think the same way
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 63d
yes, but it's not gonna stop me from reading my yuri
Quokka@quokk.au · 12 pts · 63d
Who said I wanted you to stop?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 63d
Quokka@quokk.au · 6 pts · 63d
I love those little emo girl comics.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 63d
She's such a mood
verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 63d
mood
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 63d
You can even bring your switch. Been missing just sharing space with someone recently
SuperEars@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d
whereabouts you at bro/vette?
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d
The island of lust and hedonism, Ibiza
SuperEars@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d
aww I got my bike out of the garage ready to go but that's farther than an afternoon of pedaling from Cincinnati
::: spoiler - In spirit <3 :::
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d
Yeah, bit of a stretch. Spirits appreciated.
fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 63d
yea but only if i can pat you on the head while you do so
Quokka@quokk.au · 7 pts · 63d
You drive a hard bargain.
Una@europe.pub · 11 pts · 63d
🥺🥺🧸
you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 63d
It's a date.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 8 pts · 63d
Yes please
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 63d
No. You're blocking the TV.
Quokka@quokk.au · 7 pts · 63d
Don't watch TV, watch me.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 63d
Can we just do this over zoom?
J3N5T4R@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 63d
Sure.
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 63d
Um... um... 😰
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 63d
Only if you want us to stare back twice as intensely and with at least twice as many eyes.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 45d
what the cat at the function saw after I smoked 2 bowels of weed
can you blame me? just look at them! they're beautiful!!
(censored bc it's not me in the photo)
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 62d
shani66@ani.social · 2 pts · 63d
Please do!
Querch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 62d
Only if I can boop that little snoot :}