How to guide

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mindlesscrollyparrot@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 92d

"in two weeks" (never)

NABDad@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 92d (1 reply)

The one I just learned:

"A lot of people don't know this."

  • "I just learned this."

The context I saw it was in reference to him saying that a lot of people don't know "dumb' is spelled with a 'b'.

Eldritch@piefed.world · 8 pts · 92d

And for those that are like, surely; he's not that dumb. Yes he is.

jontree255@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 92d

“Low IQ” = The N word

lena@gregtech.eu · 8 pts · 92d

The last one is a tautology, or rather all of them are

EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 92d

When he tells a story where someone calls him "sir", it's a product of pure narcissistic fantasy. He calls himself that in his head.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 92d

"You're a dumb, fat, little piggy!"

(Shit, she's got me good)

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 92d

"We're lose to a deal."

They turned down our demands