I can't decide what to waste my money on this weekend.

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altphoto@lemmy.today · 38 pts · 78d (5 replies)

Here is my other favorite:

altphoto@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 78d (2 replies)

But the toilet has antislip and 300lb limit!

edinbruh@feddit.it · 12 pts · 77d

I think most household items are antislip when they have 140kg on them

altphoto@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 78d

But granny pants!

I need to work harder so maybe I could afford a Nintendo... Lawsuit.

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 77d (1 reply)

Ngl that looks fun

altphoto@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 77d

! We're not wearing anything else down there!

GasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 78d (6 replies)

Do I have to keep my pants on when I shit like in the picture? I'd have a slight problem with that.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 78d (3 replies)

altphoto@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 78d

Shitting thru the nth dimension!

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 77d (1 reply)

Is that tray table for in-flight food service?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d

Did you see the look on his face? It's a slay table for in-fight 'tude service.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 77d

You need to wear the granny pants.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 77d

what if the toilet starts moving, despite its anti-slip

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 78d (1 reply)

Is this so it can feel like you’re shitting in a porta-potty?

altphoto@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 78d

From the confort of your own home RV! Random dark brown floater included with every gallon of blue blaster toilet fluid!

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 77d (4 replies)

Do they have a heavier duty version? I'm American.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 77d (3 replies)

No, I think this is it. But the smell, it must be pretty comparable.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d (2 replies)

They're not too bad. These are common in remote camping facilities around me. They usually sit atop the long drop.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 77d (1 reply)

Yes, but the shorts.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 77d

They're probably making a tick took or something

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 78d (1 reply)

That phone just one mistake away from joining the stank pit

altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 78d

I believe it has anti - slip design sir. That's what it's for.

Oh totally, that phone is definitely gonna fall into the dirty hole of no return.

littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 77d

Still far too weak to support your mom (90s brain prevailed)

Krelis_@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 77d

Looks like that would be difficult to move and empty once it's filled up to it's capacity. At least a 2 man job.

kibblebits@quokk.au · 3 pts · 77d (8 replies)

It can bear a strong load.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 77d (7 replies)

136.1kg to be precise!

kibblebits@quokk.au · 2 pts · 77d (4 replies)

Says nothing about capacity, the truly important metric.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 77d (3 replies)

We could approximate it.

kibblebits@quokk.au · 2 pts · 77d (2 replies)

No, we need a demonstration with comically sized beaker.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 77d (1 reply)

What color liquids should this demo feature? There's the traditional yellow and brown. But maybe go realistic with pink, red, orange or green? You know at a concert green is probably the most representative. Pink and red for women's monthly or mens cancer awareness month?

kibblebits@quokk.au · 2 pts · 77d

I think whatever happens at the concert gets dumped into the beaker. But I like your bloody discharge ideas. Very progressive.

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 77d (1 reply)

136.2kg and it will explode into a million shiticles

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 77d

I know a guy who Lost a finger that way.