Oh cancelled plans...

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StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 66d (2 replies)

I'll be damned the day I trust a horse girl

wieson@feddit.org · 4 pts · 66d

I would trust a Mongolian horse girl (she's holding me at arrow point)

Master@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 66d

Horse girls be crazy...

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d

Psychosis is fun.

Is it wrong to demand everyone refer to you as "Your Majesty"? Is it even more wrong to beat them with your crown if they dont?

bremen15@piefed.social · 2 pts · 66d

Are you OK?

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 66d

To crush your enemies is ok.

To drive them before you is ok.

To hear the lamentation of their women is ok.

In the name of cope.

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 2 pts · 66d

[off topic?]

A war hero gives himself the duty of burying all the dead from his final battle.

As a reward he is given a herd of the finest horses in the world.

https://bookshop.org/p/books/under-heaven-guy-gavriel-kay/a4f2b699381abcc1

buzz86us@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d

CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS

s38b35M5@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d

I can get onboard with the first sentence only. Keep the pretty cows away from me. Otherwise, I'm canceling our plans. 🙃