Using the poop knife for an off label use is actually a fairly efficient way of removing reddit and any number of website-related knowledge from your average unsuspecting man or woman.
I have this anti nausea medication I take sometimes that gives me major constipation (zofran) and even like 4-5 days fucking sucks. Can't imagine 45, I would die
Yeah, I've solved the no-poop riddle too: scoop 4 or 5 heaping spoonfuls of cream of wheat into your mouth and swallow with water.
I couldn't eat/poop for over a week. I just drank juice/milk for sustenance, and gently massaged my guts every day until things started slowly working again. I thought I was going to die/have surgery. Weirdest thing was that I never got hungry. Technically, getting full quickly was my goal, so massive success!
16 Comments
yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca · 62 pts · 3y
Ohhh maybe the guy trying not to poop for 3 days is just paying homage to her
gkd@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 3y
Yep now it all makes sense.
yads@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
They should just ask her for tips.
Senseibu@feddit.uk · 44 pts · 3y
Hope she had a poop knife
Doctor8@infosec.pub · 27 pts · 3y
You can take a man out of reddit, but you can't take the reddit out of a man.
nzodd@beehaw.org · 8 pts · 3y
Using the poop knife for an off label use is actually a fairly efficient way of removing reddit and any number of website-related knowledge from your average unsuspecting man or woman.
Senseibu@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 3y
Damn straight
v13@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y
I'm glad to see the poop knife reference here!
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y
pizza_rolls@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y
I have this anti nausea medication I take sometimes that gives me major constipation (zofran) and even like 4-5 days fucking sucks. Can't imagine 45, I would die
Biscuit@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y
Yeah, I've solved the no-poop riddle too: scoop 4 or 5 heaping spoonfuls of cream of wheat into your mouth and swallow with water.
I couldn't eat/poop for over a week. I just drank juice/milk for sustenance, and gently massaged my guts every day until things started slowly working again. I thought I was going to die/have surgery. Weirdest thing was that I never got hungry. Technically, getting full quickly was my goal, so massive success!
Brisolo32@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
The lore goes deeper
maniel@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y
Looks like we need no poop community
jystfact@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3y
No shit
TeaHands@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
I know we've all been looking forward to Lemmy finding its own identity. But did it HAVE to be poop?
frankyboi@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y
just google fecal impaction. new fear unlocked